* Apparently 46,000 (aprox) citizens of Iraq have died since they were liberated from the murderous hands of Saddam. In addition Baghdad now has 1 hour of electricity a day. Such are the joys of democracy.

* It appears that Anthony Blair (according to a leaked memo) is planning a farewell tour of the UK. One can imagine the ecstatic crowds lining the roads to cheer him and deliver petitions asking him to stay. The great achievements of his premiership will be proclaimed by large advertisements. Amongst these being ; House prices no one can afford; the ever widening wealth gap between the underclasses and the rich; University graduates with ever increasing debts to pay off (bequeathed to them by a worthless generation that received their University education for free); the right to be extradited to the USA to face American justice at the whim of the Americans;
the slow privatisation of the health services; etc,etc.

* On Sunday I purchase the Observer newspaper, this is by far the most amusing of Sunday papers, this week we receive a copy of Observer Woman magazine. What does this tell us about the female readership of the Observer? Well, they are obsessed with their appearance and their house interiors. They like to read about celebrities but not those on the C list. They enjoy titillation in this issue we get Sex Blogs.
One of the writers of this pornography informs us "I let my dog lick me in private places.." with relief we read that she does not 'get off on it'. English women being easily led, especially by all things out of America, could have stampeded to purchase canine friends. Intimate soirees ringing with, 'of course darling mine's a St Bernard'.

* The increasing impression is received when reading/ watching the English media that they are produced entirely by 'cokeheads' and gay lobbyists. Take english comedy this is now dominated by sexual humour e.g. the tremendously amusing circumstance where a tissue soiled by male ejaculate sticks to a woman's hair.
Catch phrases such as 'I'm the only pig buggerer in this village'. Comedians whose short shouted monologues end with 'so I pulled down my pants took out my ..' well I expect you can fill in the rest. How the nation roars.