Debris

This blog consists of short comments on the ever fading glories of England. It does not relate to other members of the UK, Scotland, Wales and the loosely affiliated Northern Ireland. Ah England nation of drunks, sluts, debtors and fools. We sail around in circles for the Captain has no charts, The sails they are in tatters as we head for foreign parts, The Captain gets his orders from the masters of misrule*, We're sailing off the coast of France on board the ship of fools. * The USA

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

* Apparently the outraged citizens of the Greek Island of Zante have commenced a crackdown on the behaviour of the British in this holiday resort. Despite the benefits of tourist expenditure the behaviour of the UK visitors has exceeded all expectation. Apparently the game called "Paris Hilton" has been banned. Drunkness, vomiting in the street, unrinating in the street, copulating in public and beach orgies are to be cracked down upon. I see no reason for this. The Spanish have been able to adapt to this behaviour I see no reason why the Greeks cannot. In addition the the number of reported rapes by British women has caused the local statistics to rocket. It would serve the Greeks right if the Brits were to take their custom elsewhere.

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