* emigrating to Britain.
Part 1. Getting there.
Britain is an island so some form of transport will need to be arranged. There are many (illicit) organisations that can arrange this for you at a price, or you can just fly in. The following should be observed :
. Ensure you have no documentation with you that identifies your country of origin. In this way you can claim to be from a country which has a war or is known for its human rights violations.
. Remember once in Britain you can be sure of at the least 6 years before (worse case scenario) you are asked to leave.
. Even if you speak fluent English pretend to know only a few phrases. An interpreter will then be hired and you can listen in.
. Always claim you will be tortured and killed always stick to this story even if it is proved without doubt that you have come from a land of peace and plenty.
. Always become excitable as soon as your story is doubted but ensure long periods of placidity between these episodes.
. If possible arrive with a wife and children even if you have to gather them up before you come. This may even allow you to fund your own trip.

Tomorrow part 2 . Where to settle.