* Amazing Magazine. I dropped into the newsagent to pick up a magazine or two and bought a copy of New Scientist. If you think that sounds dull get the 28th of October edition no 2575. Read Black hole paradox, The elephant and the event horizon.
My first thought was Oh no, the boys at UCLA have been painting white lines on the great reflective road surface. I won't even attempt to precis the article. How many times have you heard some pop culture jerk talk about stretching the envelope, crossing the line and other meaningless drivel, well these science boys really do some mind warping, mistreatment to the envelope.

* Mental health test. The other reason I wanted a magazine was to do my quarterly mental health test. This test is just as accurate as filling in a 20 page questionnaire and is a lot quicker. First buy a copy of 'Heat' magazine. Then draw two columns one headed YES and one headed NO.
Open the magazine and ignoring the adverts look at each of the 'celebrity' photos in turn, do not read the blurb.
If you recognise the celebrity (even if you don't remember their name) enter a tick in the YES column. Be careful as celebs' are often hard to tell apart. Also some such as 'Posh', England's answer to 'trailer trash', may appear more than once. Don't include duplicates if you are aware of them as such.
If you don't recognise them put a tick in the NO column.
When you have scanned the complete magazine add up each column of ticks.
If you are female divide the YES column total by 2.
If the YES total is greater than or equal to the no column then :
1. You are in trouble.
2. Your grip on reality is going or has gone.
3. Your judgement on all matters is worth sh*t.
What can I do?
Unfortunately people like yourself do not realise how ill they are. They, for example, genuinely believe they are regularly abducted by aliens. Don't despair, if you asked the question 'What can I do? rather than congratulating yourself on how high your YES score was, there's hope. Of course it will cost money, email me for the address to send £40.00 for your copy of :
'7 Steps to Really Knowing the Real Me' by John Saxby, as a special offer, female persons will receive a copy of '5 Steps to Keeping a Man' by John Saxby, absolutely free. Male persons will receive a copy of '6 Steps to Getting Laid Twice a Day that Really Work' by John Saxby absolutely free.
Don't miss out on this not to be repeated offer.

* This blog will not be updated after today for about a week as my PC will be out of action getting an upgrade.