* Drug Rape. The police have been investigating drug rapes reported to them to determine the extent of rho-hypnol related assaults. They have not been able to detect any usage of this drug. The main drug involved was alcohol or cannabis or cocaine mixed with alcohol. The majority of women reporting suspected drug rapes had drunk at least the equivalent of one litre of wine.
They obviously wake in the morning can't remember getting home, find their thongs round their ankles and assume they've been drugged.
The blame for this obviously lies with their baby-boomer parents a useless and worthless generation now running the country.
According to my aunt, young baby-boomer women received advice from their parents on drinking with men. This was basically, only have one drink, don't refuse to have a drink you'll never get another date. The more drink you have the harder it is to keep your knees together. Avoid spirits, cyder and barley-wine.
This advice was completely ignored of course but has not been passed on to the current generation.

* I feel it my duty to provide this advice in an upto date format.
1. Drinking a litre of wine particularly red wine will get most females (and males) rat-*rsed.
2. When rat-*rsed judgement is impaired.
3. If you invite a man who is also rat-*rsed home with you that's probably two people who have no clear recollection of what happened towards the end of the night.
4. Alcohol reduces most things to the lowest common denominator. In men this usually amounts to sex.
The message is plain then don't mix drunk men and women. If you must get rat-*rsed stay at home with a four pack of special brews and don't allow the boys in.

* In a related matter I have heard a number of discussions about the correct etiquette for men when waking up next day after taking a woman home when completely p*ssed.
The correct form is as follows:
On finding a women in ones bed the first observation is that the woman who looked exactly like the dark haired one from 'Girls Aloud' has slipped out during the night and her ugly friend with a hideous spot on the side of her nose has climbed in.
As you have no idea of her name you should refer to her as 'sleepy head'. This implies she should have got up hours ago.
If this hint does not work make a point of listening to the traffic noise and say 'The buses are running then'. If there is still no response say 'Shall I order you a taxi home?. Under no circumstances offer her a lift home. If this has no response say, 'God! I'd forgotten my ex-wife and her mother are coming round to discuss access to my son/daughter. I'm sunk if they find you here.
This is adequate and failing a response you are entitled to throw her and her clothes out of the house/flat.
If she leaves of her own accord it is good form to right down her phone number when offered before throwing it in the bin. If she asks for your name 'Mike Smith' is traditional. If she claims that was not what you told her last night then laugh and say, 'I'm such a liar when I'm drunk.'
It is not necessary to wave from the door before returning to bed to sleep off your hangover.