* Loaded examinations.
The BBC Radio 4 informs us that the current GCSE & A'level examinations since the 1970s have been loaded in favour of the female of our species. This is a result of the emphasis on course work and the framing of questions to be female friendly. This has resulted, at the high scoring end of the examination results, in females getting better results than males. This is of course outrageous and a result of feminist pressure. This gap has been widening until we now have males having to compete in examinations that until comparitively recently favoured the males. This bias must be corrected immediately. This of course is a result of allowing females to be educated, this was not allowed until the beginning of the twentieth century. Its about time women went back to learning to embroider and how to cook and stopped denting male egos by getting better results in subjects which have previously been a male preserve. It will serve women right if their boyfriends sulk for even longer periods than they do at present.

* Pulling at the BBC.
The gerbil lovers and cokehead impersonators at the BBC after their terrific success with the program Torchwood have another winner on their hands with the comedy program 'Pulling', this envelope stretching piece of humour should have Channel 4 'pulling' its hair out. The program commenced with a couple in bed the male having been masturbated by his female partner. She gets up and leaves the bedroom. The male is concerned about the ejaculate which has been deposited on his abdomen. He searches in the bedside cabinet, presumably for a cloth or tissue, but finds none. On the cabinet is a broadleafed decorative household plant, he breaks off one of the leaves and uses it to scrape the ejaculate off his stomach! I, together with the laughter machine, were convulsed in uncontrollable laughter so much so that I was unable to watch anymore of the program. After calming down I contemplated the plight of males being screwed by the examination system.