* Parental Controls and the Internet.
Research has been carried out into the effectiveness of parental controls that can be set up by worried parents to prevent their offspring from accessing Internet Porn.
This obviously is directed at search engines. It is almost impossible to enter a search word or phrase with search filters off and not receive pornsites in the list of hits. These enterprising pornographers seem to have the whole of the Oxford dictionary linked to their sites.
The researchers came to the conclusion that, if the filters were on, they were surprisingly effective at filtering out the majority of the content on the Internet.
This is excellent news. Allowing young boys and young adolescents males access to porn sites will only provide a completely misleading idea about the human female. (I should point out that the following information has been provided by a friend of a friend. I obviously have no familiarity with this type of site).
I am informed that:
a) They will have the mistaken belief that women do not have pubic hair.
b) They will come to the conclusion that the purpose of female clothing is to prevent a women's legs springing apart.
c) Nudity in females causes involuntary lascivious grinning.
This sort of misinformation can only result in shocked disappointment when they become 'sexually active'. (The friend of a friend didn't have much information about hardcore porn sites. His explanation being that the last thing you want to see is some middle aged guys hairy *rse rearing up on your monitor.) I take the point.
This would not upset the current Prime Minister and members of his cabinet who are all too familiar with this view as they pucker up. Albeit their familiarity is restricted to the varities of American *rse.

Although I cannot condone this disporting of naked womanhood, one has to say it is jolly good of them to show us their genitals particularly as we have never been formally introduced.