* The BBC announced John Major would be talking about Iraq.
Who! then I remembered it was the curry f*cker himself. Instead of telling us what we wanted to know i.e. Was Edwina Curry a screamer, he rambled on about Iraq.
What did he say? It went like this " Merble meep meep, merble meep, squark merble merble meep meep meep!" and so on. Essentially having crawled out from under his cloud of irrelevance where he has been sulking about the fact he isn't even a footnote in history, his gist was : Iraq is a mess, it wouldn't have been if he had been involved. Yeah right. Lets look back, what is noticeable about his time as P.M. err, it was a terrible mess, nobody took any notice of anything he said, all the tory M.P.s were running about behaving like naughty boys and making rude noises behind his back whenever he got up to squeak. Can anybody remember anything he ever said?
Dumb old John won the election he was supposed to loose. Having really screwed everything up the tories traditionally let the Labour party win. Labour then have to clean up the mess, which is always painful, the tories say 'look what they did, wasn't that painful?', then they get voted back in. It must have been looks of horror all round from the grandees when Johnny boy won. Unfortunately the electorate thought they were going to get more presents from the tories and all they had left were the railways, oh dear.
What was Jojo's action plan for Iraq? List all the problems and then make sure they get solved, good one Jojo. So is she a screamer or not?

New labour could get back in everybody's good books by selling off the BBC. It now produces as much garbage as the private broadcasting companies. Its back catalog must be worth something. Bundle that, Bundle the production side. Bundle the technology. Bundle the radio. sack all those arrogant program producers and cokehead impersonators. Just retain BBC news 24 so it can endlessly recycle the same three news items over and over and put the delightful newsreader Stephanie in charge. The tories sold the railways, so new labour should pay them the compliment of selling the BBC just in case the tories get in.