Channel 4 - More stretched envelope.
The envelope stretching gerbil lovers and cokehead impersonators at Channel four have a new comedy program, much advertised, so against my better judgement I decided to tune in. (Normally if I want to watch sh*t I can catch the BBC news at 6.00 pm.) This appalling piece of dross was enlivened by a man in a karate robe. He opened his robe to reveal himself to be wearing a thong. He then performed what I assumed to be a comic karate demonstration, the humour being the fact his testicles swung free from his thong. The audience seemed to be highly amused by his capers which raises the questions where do they find their audiences? and what on earth does the warm up act do? I suspect the warm up act probably lights his farts to get them ready for the subtleties to come. Where the audience came from is anybody's guess. Let's just hope they were not lured in under false pretenses and were expecting to see a demonstration of projectile vomiting, a popular brit sport these days.
To be fair to channel 4 they do not make these programs they only choose them. They must have a really sh*t budget and an audience that consists of 10 through 12 year old school boys.

I don't know if it is true but I was told that the channel 4 Winter Boozedays message is to be delivered by a tap dancing lesbian muslim woman wearing only a veil. My informant had no knowledge of what the envelope stretching message might be, but we can assume that it will be as riveting as their new comedy program.