* Comedy of Errors
Tony Blair, now he's back from riming American arse [desperate for a job so he can still strut and fret his time on the world stage] has decided to launch a few initiatives. This government has reached the point as did thatcher's where it is becoming an almost perfect parody of itself. At least its one thing it can do right. Tony Blair whose ego expands at the speed of sound hasn't realised he has become a comic act and should bow and leave the stage before he falls in the orchestra pit.
Mr Hammond minister for something or other drew the short straw and bravely stood up to announce the changes to the Child Support Agency. What have they come up with after years of failure and massive expenditure? Yes! you guessed they're going to change the name. This is due to the idiotic PC culture where to change something you call it something else e.g. Prostitute is now a Sex Worker. Then to universal derision from the populace of barmy Britain he announced passports would be withdrawn to prevent shirking fathers from going on foreign holidays. I was waiting for frog marching them to the cash point to be mentioned, I guess they're saving that till later. Confiscating driving licenses without going to court was another wheeze. How will that work then ? Expect large numbers of innocent men to loose their passports and driving licenses. They can't get the current system to work what makes them think they can get that together. Then, best laugh of all, they will encourage couples to come to a private agreement together, as the failure of couples to do that very thing was the reason the CSA was originally set up one could do nothing but applaud.
One can do nothing but feel sorry (almost) for Mr Brown inheriting a sinking ship which even the chief rat won't leave (f*ck off Tony). Bremner, Bird and Fortune are going to find it hard to better the new labour pantomime. Still at least mr Brown doesn't have to defend the Iraq policy as soon as mr Bush tells Blair what it is.
The one joy is that Tony Baloney Blairs legacy is going to be so farcical historians won't believe their own researches.