* Pork pie hat.
The bbc announced that while pork pie eating had once been a male preserve that now more and more female persons are eating pork pies. In addition they decided it was becoming a national obsession. This is a new one on me having seen no sign of conspicuous pork pie consumption. I wonder if they actually mean the north of England where the extraordinary size of the northern female person may well be attributable to large pie dinners. It also makes me wonder if the bbc lives in the same country as I do, such are the extraordinary claims made by this organisation. This sounds more like some deputy editors desperate attempt to snort up a subject for the program, that can't be bbc grade cocaine. Maybe when women go on a girls only night its not male strippers and booze but a pork pie fest' lots of fingers down throats Princess Diane style in order to bolt down more crust, fat, gristle and alchopops. I shall be investigating and reporting back on this one.

* Christmas quiz.
Forgot all about it but the correct answers were (a), (b), (b) for the three questions.