Debris

This blog consists of short comments on the ever fading glories of England. It does not relate to other members of the UK, Scotland, Wales and the loosely affiliated Northern Ireland. Ah England nation of drunks, sluts, debtors and fools. We sail around in circles for the Captain has no charts, The sails they are in tatters as we head for foreign parts, The Captain gets his orders from the masters of misrule*, We're sailing off the coast of France on board the ship of fools. * The USA

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

*Richard Dawkins - Evolutionary Flaw.
A friend has sent me Prof' Dawk's new book which is a book of German Death of God Theology which proves conclusively that not only is God dead but has always been that way. In addition it shows with unarguable logic that all the ills of the world were and are caused by God-botherers. Mel Gibson was on the right track with his statement that all wars are caused by the Jews but unfortunately Mel (a notorious God-botherer) they're caused by all God-botherers.
In addition Prof' Dawk' has shown there are brains that have evolved that despite having the fact that all religion is cr*p explained to them by Prof Dawk' still persist in believing in God. Although not explicitly spelt out by the Prof' it is obvious that these brains are not conducive to the survival of life on earth and need to be prevented from proliferating. The answer is to prevent persistent God-botherers from breeding. They and their offspring will have to be sterilised.
How do we weed them out? Remember they are lying in their beds at night plotting wars, plotting to murdering their neighbours and the worst crime of all, intent on reducing research grants for university biology departments.
A good start would be to round up all the people who think Dan Brown's DaVinci Code novel is historical truth, these dumb *rses can be eliminated from the breeding population right away. The others will have to be sat infront of a video of Prof' Dawk' spelling their errors out to them. If they do not have a 'St Paul on the road to Damascus' realisation of their idiocy then its nuts off, tied tubes time.
What about agnostics? you cry. A good point, agnostics are either people who are too busy to consider the question 'Is there a God' so haven't read Prof' Dawk's book and drawn the right conclusion or they are closet God-botherers who are too ashamed to admit it in case their friends jeer at them. Persistent agnostics can be treated as God-botherers.
This is good news for the English who have no religious impulse (good brains) and if they claim to believe in God their concept of God is so vague and nebulous that it might as well be the Tooth Fairy they're affirming, their so called belief would in no way affect the size of any type of university (or other institution) research grant (or other funding). The future looks bleak for middle America, bear in mind however that no one will know or care that they've gone.
Therefore the world can look forward to world peace and prosperity within one generation once the bad brains have gone.
Famous people who were/are both God-botherers and warmongers : Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Ghengis Khan, Margaret Thatcher, Tony Baloney, Emperor Hirohito, Pope John Paul II, Julius Caesar.

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