* WinterBozzeTime Quiz.
In the grand tradition of the English Press I will be filling up space with a pointless boozetime quiz. Each day, if I can be bothered, I will ask a number of quiz questions
in the new Year, provided I remember, I will print the correct answers.

Question 1.
What is the similarity between the American Series 'Friends' (being endlessly recycled on Channel 4) and the Australian Series 'Neighbours'?
Is It?
a) They are an accurate portrayal of life in their respective countries?
b) They provide much helpful analysis of common problems in life?
c) The characters in the two series treat other peoples homes exactly the same way as lying, thieving junkies do?

Question 2.
When the English say England is like America
Is It Because?
a) When people living in the UK are interviewed about UK issues on radio and television 50% of the time they have American accents.
b) When the English wear T shirts in public, they are declaring the own inalienable right to bear arms as the Americans.
c) We have a thriving wholesale and retail recreational and Lifestyle drugs business as do the Americans.

Question 3.
When the Northern Irish, Scots and Welsh say the English are a bunch of *rseholes
Is It Because?
a) The histories of their respective countries shows it plainly to be the case.
b) They have only ever met people from the north of England.
c) When the English open their mouths all you get is a load of sh*t.