* Big brother celeb is still grabbing all the attention on the news, it's good to know the really important issues are getting an airing. This time its sponser withdraws and 'come on Channel 4 explain yourself'. Its almost reached frenzy proportions. This seems somewhat amazing considering the only purpose of big brother is to try and get two people to have sexual intercourse in the big brother house. Anyway channel 4 said it was a clash of cultures and class. This is correct the bollywood star comes from an ancient culture and has loads of class. The three boneheads causing all the comment have absolutely no class, in fact they have a negative class rating. The only culture they're likely to have is at the bottom of the milk cartons in their fridges that they haven't got round to throwing out yet. At least we got to see what a ranter jade is. I wouldn't want to be the one who spilt her drink down the boozer.
Apparently some store with drew her perfume (perfume!!!) you mean someone somewhere wants to buy a perfume jade would wear?
I should imagine this is the first time the gorgeous bollywood star has met anyone like the three witches from MacBeth stirring their cauldron in the corner of the house. She will probably need treatment for culture shock when she eventually leaves the program. She should contact me immediately so I can counsel her over dinner and drinks.