* Big Brother hysteria was still running wild across the dreary landscape of boring Britain. Great rejoicing when Jaded Goody got the boot from the house of shame. On exiting from the house she was greeted by nobody but some big brother presenter who gave her a mild telling off infront of a selected audience. Disgraced Jade was shown video clips of her hissyfit in the house. That not me was the dim ones response I'm not like that. It seemed unfair to have half the country on her back as half the country was responsible for her creation. Jade didn't create Jade the morons who seem to be entertained by pictures and stories about non-entities with a high attention seeking quotient are responsible.
In today's no blame England of course no one is to blame for anything its, always someone else's fault. If I can't walk down the street without tripping over then its the councils fault, etc, etc.
Much argument as to whether the Jaded one was racist took place, everyone took it very seriously. Being a racist is almost as bad as being a paedophile in relative value Britain. A racist paedophile must be the worst human being England can conceive of. Come to think of it, I suppose a racist, paedophile, unexploded terrorist who deliberately infects people with HIV and performs female circumcisn is the lowest of the low.
Though I'm not sure as this is multicultural Britain so I am uncertain as to what cultural traditions are outside the box for acceptable behavioural imports.
Now the English can indulge in the favourite pastime of public vilification of a fallen celebrity.