* January Blues
The new year hangover drags on though not physically incapacitated the joy has gone and every piece of news causes unexpected depression of the heaviest kind. The news keeps bleating on about carbon emissions and global warming even politicians are promising to balance their carbon debt. How they intend to do this I do not know. First Bollocks Blair then Bollocks Browne came out with promises. Why these people bother I don't know.
Everybody knows the disaster is coming and we will all be cursed by future generations that survive. Idiots keep assuming that the human race is rational when it is obvious to anyone with two brain cells to interlink that the human race is collectively round the bend and back again for another turn.
If the human race was rational everyone would immediately devote resources to sorting the problem out and masses of activity would be organised to this end. The rise of Nazi Germany should be a big enough clue as to the nature of man to say nothing of Rwanda, Bosnia, Iraq, the English, etc, etc.

* A friend rang to tell me I had missed a Doc Dick Dawkins special. My friend informs me that the Dick Dawk declared atheists to be in the position Gays were in before they all came out the closet and turned into the loveable liberated people they are. Interestingly one of the only groups to have an identity based purely on a sexual preference. Gay pride being proud of a sexual preference for the individuals of the same sex, however, I digress.
Doc Dawkins wants atheists to bite the bullet, resist oppression and come out the cupboard and declare their atheism with pride. This is excellent news I look forward to the first celebration of 'Atheist Pride'. We must immediately campaign to stop atheist bashing, innocent individuals walking around believing their is no divine being are constantly subjected to abuse and worse. I believe badges are available which read 'Glad to be Atheist' with Doc Dick Dawks face smiling from the centre.
I intend to start a group to out closet atheists hiding behind hypocritical religious facades or agnostic poses. I encourage others to do the same.
Watch this blog for the names of the rich and/or famous who are cupboard atheists.

My first outing is Peter Tatchell, queer as a coote and incapable of imagining any being greater than himself.