* Thought Police and Gays
The totally worthless baby-boomer t*ssers in the government have passed a bill that makes it illegal to object to gay sexual practices. They are implementing it in Northern Ireland first in order to punish the protestants for sabotaging the NI Good Friday agreement. Lets hope that doesn't backfire.
This new law will be awkward for those who think buggery is not a natural method of sexual engagement. This is obviously absurd if God didn't approve of gay males he would not have given us anuses. I personally think as long as a good Dettol enema is applied first there can be no objection to a bit of s*** shunting. The free thinking baby-boomers in their pursuit of bad thoughts will be directing the thought police to hunt out those who express any objection to a couple of male tarts trying to puncture each others large bowel.
It will not I presume be an offence to object to hetero-sexual couples indulging in this desirable activity. I understand from an article I once read in the freedom loving Guardian that this is the preferred method of coupling for todays heteros.
I am uncertain as to whether bi-sexuals are covered by this law I presume when in hetero mode they are not but when in 'Gay' mode they are.
This law has upset the Christian churches in England as they tend to regard buggery as unnatural and unlikely to lead to conception.
If you feel strongly about s*** shunting you had better get it off your chest now, before you are hauled before a Judge and sent down for your unacceptable views.

* Tony Bollocks Blair.
I was told that f*ck-up features, on finally leaving us in peace, will be setting up a foundation. Who else was booted out and also set up a foundation? Yes you guessed mrs thatcher (his political mentor) did, talk about walking in the footsteps, has this guy ever had an original idea? Anyone who knows of one please tell me what it was. Lets hope he disappears on the extremely lucrative talk circuit and bores his paying guests to death.

* I was pleased to see that the news-reader Stephanie has re-appeared on BBC news 24.
Anyone have a picture of her on a night-out, burning the double ended candle?