Debris

This blog consists of short comments on the ever fading glories of England. It does not relate to other members of the UK, Scotland, Wales and the loosely affiliated Northern Ireland. Ah England nation of drunks, sluts, debtors and fools. We sail around in circles for the Captain has no charts, The sails they are in tatters as we head for foreign parts, The Captain gets his orders from the masters of misrule*, We're sailing off the coast of France on board the ship of fools. * The USA

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

* Had a look at the stats and they're more depressing than 'The Mayor of Casterbridge' and probably 'Madam Bovary'. All this wit and penetrating analysis is being read by about 8 people. One of which might be me if 'view blog' registers a click.
Mentioning this to some friends they told me I needed to post some naked tottie as this will up the hits with a suitable label, 'Hot Babe' was considered to be the most enticing. Unfortunately none of my female acquaintances was willing to be photographed naked even when I offered to post them with a black oblong over the face. This is not the sporting attitude that is likely to pick up hits for this blog.
I have had further suggestions for depressing books but most of these seemed to be based on the sense of futile wasted time that came on reaching the end. A bit like writing daily entries for this blog in fact.

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