* It was announced that an american film producer of the appalling film Titanic has discovered Jesus and Mary Magdalene's tomb. Far from being in France it was in Jerusalem. Finding Jesus's tomb. Mmmmmm , yeah right, what a stroke of luck. It had been overlooked since 1980 until a yank turns up apparently the DNA tests prove it. Mmmmmm what are the odds? I'm convinced how about you?

* Alan Johnson has come up with the astonishing revelation that :
"Parenting has a greater impact on a child's attainment than any other factor - race, class or religion."
The research to back this statement up is not presented, because it doesn't exist. He then goes on to make the truly amazing comment " To claim that society is in 'deep trouble' is not only gross hyperbole, it's also wholly inaccurate." Where the f*** has he been living and he has obviously not been reading my blog. This idiot is the education secretary so I guess that explains the tremendous strides backwards education has been taking.
He then witters on : "The paradox of incentivising different forms of relationships is that it frequently penalises the most vulnerable parents who need it most." ?? What the f*** does that mean?
He then rambles on : "The Married Couples Allowance ,represented the state at its most pernicious and judgemental." No it didn't it, became politically incorrect, and due to changes within society it became an allowance (burden to the treasury) it was easy to stop paying without much political kickback. Just one of many valid lifestyles, etc,etc.
This is new labours response (I assume) to old etonian cameron's support for the traditional family.
None of the research backs f***face johnson in the least, yet still the politically correct crap drops out. He seems to be most concerned that people living valid alternative lifestyles don't get upset. I blame hollywood which started selling the idea of everlasting romantic love, now there's an idea that can disappoint everybody.