* The leader of the conservative party shocked the nation with the politically incorrect suggestion that fathers should be compelled to take responsibility for the children they sire. Not only that but the old dinosaur says :
"I believe in marriage. I believe in people making a commitment to each other and staying together and trying to bring up their children properly. We have got to sit up and realise we are running things by the wrong values. We need to support families."

Where's Cameron been living since 1980? This is a very politically incorrect statement from the new leader. Does he not realise how much hurt he will be causing to gay couples, single parent families, divorcees, men dumping their trophy wives and anyone who would be financially less well off as a result of such a measure, by these cruel comments. We have spent years emphasising the validity of alternate lifestyles and the fact children require working mothers and fathers not some nuclear family supported by an homogeneous community.
These comments will only give rise to more articles in the Observer (the sunday paper which actively promotes astrology) featuring upper middle class extended families, where the children are happy as larry and their parents divorce was the best thing that ever happened to them. Such awful articles re-appearing in the Observer magazine alone should have made him think again.
The emergence of gun toting gangs with cool names such as 'One Chance' shows how well Mr Blair's plans to adopt all things American are going, another great legacy for the arse-kisser. 'Dis me dis my gang' as the vibrant English youth culture says.

Recent New Labour social policy has been pursued on the 'apple barrel' theory of human behaviour. (this relates to the days when people would store apples for winter consumption in a barrel).
. The incorrect theory states 'One bad apple spoils the barrel'. This resulted from the observation if you didn't select apples carefully and put a bruised one in, come january there were hardly any eatable apples left.
. The correct theory states 'Lots of good apples cure the bad apples'. This results from the observation that a few bruised apples don't matter as when you open the barrel in january every one is an eater.

If and when I have children I don't intend to fulfill Cameron's expectation by hanging around and watching them grow up, what the hell are creches and schools for?