* Hall of shame. I read that Eddie Van Halen of the band Val Halen has gone into the very trendy 'Rehab'. Van Halen are being included in theUS Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. This is a bloody disgrace what kind of rock hero goes into rehab? Imagine if Keith Richards announced he was going into rehab how everybody would laugh. Not only that but Mr Van Halen in an interview admitted the disgracefull fact that he had been to the 'luxury hotel of self-pity and expensive sympathy' twice already.
No such wimp should be in the rock 'n roll hall of fame he should join the other sad loosers in the 'I can't hack it hall of shame'.

* The tory shadow defence minister who got the royal order of the boot for talking to the PC crowd about squaddies has had to apologise and eat humble pie, some brainless tart in the SUN was still slagging him off today despite it being old news. The poor bastard's had to go despite numerous (ethnic) squaddies ringing in and saying they served with him and he wasn't a racist. This would have no effect anyway because head hunting possible racists is today's fun game. Some professor who pointed out that, despite the New Labour theory that uncontrolled immigration is good for the economy, they actually contibute about 50p a month once the cost of having them in the country has been deducted, has also been accused of racism. Obviously adverse comments about the benefit of foreign free loaders is only going to get you into trouble.