* A man threatening to jump of a multi-storey car park, somewhere in the north of england, was urged by onlookers to jump. The potential jumper was being talked to by the police. A crowd of about 50 people failed their compassion test. Even people in passing cars slowed down to below encouragement to end it all.
I suppose you shouldn't expect anything else from northeners but it has to be said this is another sign that society is fine and dandy as Mr BLair told us to believe (three times) yesterday.
I expect the next thing people will be going up and giving jumpers a helping push or blocking them from climbing back. The jumper didn't jump but climbed back to receive counselling. This is another bizarre tendency in this blighted country. Whenever their is a disaster the media immediately enquire if counsellors are being sent. There you are lying injured on the floor, you hear the whirling of helicopter blades, is it the medics? no thank God its the counsellors! This idiot requirement at any disaster persists even though studies show it is totally useless and can even exasperate victims mental condition.

* Bic Razors. I had need of a razor to shave while visiting a friend as the overnight stay had not been anticipated. My friends female partner offered me one from her bumper bag of BIC plastic razors. Has any male successfully used one of these to shave? The end result was to lacerate my face in numerous places and remove the top layer of skin (i.e. very sore face).
I expressed my intense admiration to my friends partner as she apparently uses nothing else for removing body hair, I similarly extend my admiration to any other females who use this make.