* According to a recent survey one in ten UK citizens attend church once a week. The breakdown of these figures shows 14% are in England but only 12% are in wales, 45% in northern Ireland and 18% in scotland. This is a disgrace for the English who appear to be more religious than the Welsh. I comfort myself with the thought that a good many of the english will have been lying and amusing themselves by claiming to go once a week when what they mean is they pass a church once a week.
I don't know how an englishman or englishwoman is going to be able to hold up their head in the presence of the welsh.

* The thought police have been out according to the bbc. Two ten year old boys having fallen out were texting each other with insults. One of the boys called the other 'a gay boy'. The father of the receiver of this message informed the police. Round came the thought police to the texter's home to threaten him with an ASBO if he didn't stop using politically incorrect epithets. That should put the little bugger in his place. Well done the police for wasting every bodies time by telling some ten year old not to use gay boy as an insult. I assume the use of the term 'gay boy' is O.K. if used as a statement of fact or as a compliment, of course context is everything so I guess the PC idiots need to be especially alert. I was wondering how sodomite might be interpreted I will be texting it about to find out.
By the way I find that my 'I can't say it, but I'm thinking it' T shirt offends just about everybody particularly women for some reason.