Debris

This blog consists of short comments on the ever fading glories of England. It does not relate to other members of the UK, Scotland, Wales and the loosely affiliated Northern Ireland. Ah England nation of drunks, sluts, debtors and fools. We sail around in circles for the Captain has no charts, The sails they are in tatters as we head for foreign parts, The Captain gets his orders from the masters of misrule*, We're sailing off the coast of France on board the ship of fools. * The USA

Friday, April 06, 2007

* ooooh bad head day. I don't think I'll be doing much today my head hurts, I guess I'll have to resort to my back up plan for today which is to dig up some pebbles from the front garden of the flat. I will then wash them and mail them to various seaside resorts apologising for removing them. I also intend to write a letter accusing the muppets who live over the road of hoarding a large collection of pebbles taken from protected beaches. This should occupy me until the pain has gone. I looked at the news and it was too depressing to contemplate.
Happy Easter.

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