* Advice to UK immigrants : Part 2
Where to live.
Obviously you will want to make for London as the first place of residence. This large and overrated city has millions of inhabitants of every race, colour and creed. Staying hidden here is no problem. No matter what community you are looking for you will find one here. Unless you come from a country whose inhabitants are well known for oppresiings their own kind to make a living, you should head there and vanish from view.

*Immigrants in London are a bit like the old conundrum , "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?", the answer to which is the same as that to the question "How many illegal immigrants are living in London?",Answer : "As many as want to".

*It may occur to you at sometime to ask the question, "Should I move to the north of England?". Well its your decision but the answer is "Probably not". Pourquoi, its fine if you like dark, grey, dingy towns which look as if they were planned by a very depressed demon from hell. They suffer from awful post-Thatcherite blight and the average life expectancy is well below that in the south, also the sun rarely shines there.

* "What about the midlands?", I hear you say. Well, it is near the south but also close to the north. It looks very similar to the north but has the advantage of Birmingham which can be easily reached where vanishing from view is almost as easy as London.

* Next Part 3 of advice to immigrants, covering how to get what you want, this part is entitled "Squeaky Wheel".