Debris

This blog consists of short comments on the ever fading glories of England. It does not relate to other members of the UK, Scotland, Wales and the loosely affiliated Northern Ireland. Ah England nation of drunks, sluts, debtors and fools. We sail around in circles for the Captain has no charts, The sails they are in tatters as we head for foreign parts, The Captain gets his orders from the masters of misrule*, We're sailing off the coast of France on board the ship of fools. * The USA

Saturday, December 23, 2006

* Offensive to Gays.
On the news it was revealed that a couple of God-botherers from Fleetwood, complained about taxpayers' money being used for leaflets about gay rights and called homosexuality immoral!!!. The end result was that the police came round to explain to them that Gay persons would be upset and attempted to re-educate them. This is excellent news re-education is a popular course in the UK, recently some firemen who objected to gay males dressed as nuns were also sent for re-education. This sort of activity has long been a bastion of democracy. Other countries known to have had this practice are communist China, the now defunct Soviet Union and North Korea. In addition to being severely told off the couple were given £10,000 in order to re-inforce the message. This is good pavlovian practice, aversion therapy then re-inforcement by reward. It is high time the thought police were strengthened and all wrong thinking people were flushed out of their front rooms and re-educated to the correct way of thinking. I shudder to think of the pain Stephen Fry must have suffered on hearing that people like this still exist amongst the English.

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